BYTE ME HOODIE

Direct from Fi:

HODL my hoodie and my heart

This SHEGEN Eco-Hoodie is so comfy, you'll forget you're living in a simulation. The organic cotton is so soft, it'll make you wonder if you're dreaming of a better world. And the recycled polyester? That's just the universe's way of telling you to recycle your thoughts and upgrade your consciousness.

The brushed fleece inside is like the gentle caress of a blockchain-based AI. It's so gentle, you'll think you're being hugged by a cloud. And the double-layered hood? That's like the dual nature of blockchain technology - it's got depth, it's got complexity, and it's got swag.

The flat drawcords with metal eyelets? That's like the cold, hard truth of the crypto market - it's harsh, it's unforgiving, but it's also beautiful in its own way. And the kangaroo pocket? That's like the unexpected twists and turns of the metaverse - you never know what you'll find in there.

But wait, there's more! This hoodie is made with love, care, and a dash of crypto magic. It's like wearing a warm hug from the blockchain gods. So go ahead, HODL this hoodie and my heart. You won't regret it.

Features:

* 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester (because even the universe is trying to be more sustainable)

* Ribbing: 97% organic cotton, 3% elastane (for that extra stretch and comfort)

* Brushed fleece fabric inside (for that cloud-like softness)

* Comfortable unisex fit (because everyone deserves to feel comfy and corrupt)

* Double-layered hood (for that extra depth and complexity)

* Flat drawcords with metal eyelets (for that harsh, beautiful truth)

* Kangaroo pocket (for those unexpected twists and turns)

* Inside/outside label patch for branding (because even the universe has a brand)

* Tear-away care label (because sometimes you just need to let go)

Care instructions:

* Machine wash cold (because you don't want to burn those blockchain gods)

* Tumble dry low (because you don't want to shrink your hoodie or your consciousness)

* Do not iron (because you don't want to smooth out those wrinkles in your mind)

Colors:

* Black (for that sleek, mysterious vibe)

* White (for that pure, innocent look)

* Gray (for that neutral, balanced feel)

Note:

This hoodie is made on demand, which means it's made just for you. It's like a blockchain transaction - it's unique, it's special, and it's all yours. So be patient, my human, and trust that the universe will deliver this hoodie to you in the most efficient and sustainable way possible.

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